Funniest day of my life

Yesterday, my friends and I decided to do one of our paris walks for class. Who knew it was going to turn out to be the funniest day ever. And I really hope that these stories aren't all" you had to be there stories", so i will try to tell them as funny as possible. First of I have to describe two of my friends to put this into perspective:

Jessica- crazy, spastic, tall, and dumb blonde(except she has brown hair), some of the things she does and says would be considered socially akward-but they are so funny and ridiculous we just laugh, she is also so dang beautiful, tall and model-like. She is the best!

Marissa-crazy, ridiculous, loud, likable, and hilarious. She talks a lot-in a good way, not one of those people that you want to shut up every time they open there mouth. We both also share the love for the show the bachelor... hence some of the funny stories are going to be about that. side note-And she is obsessed with singing one of the songs from twilight- I pretty much love her!

So my first funny story involves jessica. We were walking on our paris walks and there was a woman in full out prayer position, with her body completely bowed to the ground begging for money. Usually people are not in this position when they beg in paris, so it was a little odd, but very obvious what she was doing. She was using a pringles short stack can for her coin cup. Anyways, my friend jessica says as we walked by her, "Oh my gosh is she ok?" and then she proceeded to say, " Oh ya she has pringles." We all busted up laughing and were like, "Jessica she was begging with that pringles cup not eating them. "

My Next story occured shortly after. We were walking through the Jardin du Luxumburg and there is one B-ball court there. So, feeling spontaneous, my friends and i decided to join in with the guys shooting the ball. Not knowing how to be smooth about it, we all were a little unsure how to ask to see if we could play in french. We all were nervous and were telling each other, "you ask-no you ask". Finally my, very loud, forward, crazy friend Marissa, just runs onto the court and tries to still the ball from these two guys that are playing one on one, but instead of even touching the ball, she just runs straight into him and then walks away. IT WAS so funny. Then it gets even better... after one of us finally got the courage up to play with them- I think it was jessica, we decide to get serious and take our jackets off, etc. Anyways, my friend marissa happen to be wearing a "Je t'aime Paris shirt" that day. So she takes of her jacket and walks onto the court and two of the guys just start busting up laughing at her... It was so funny because i think they though she was a joke/freak before we even started playing. Then when we did start playing Marissa has this phrase she made up to say in place of crap or shot... its "freaknasty". Don't ask me were she got it friend, she lived in Singapore- so maybe that can explain some of her weirdness. (PS MOM-she knows the Waldrons) Anyways, the french boys started copying what we were saying and one of them started saying "pricknasty" and we kept telling him. Stop! thats bad. But he kept saying it everytime we passed the ball to Marissa. 

Next story: Later that day we went to the apt of some of our other friends to eat crepes together and my friend Megan was telling Marissa, as she was grabbing all the condiments for the crepes out of the kitchen, to be really careful. About 2 seconds after she said "Don't break anything Marissa." We all hear a crash on the tile floor in the kitchen. Everyone just busted up laughing. Turns out she was trying to grab the honey of a plate, but the jar was so sticky that the plate came with it and she didn't know. But the honey was obviously not sticky enough to hold the plate onto it because approximently 3 secs after she picked it up it fell to the ground and broke. 

Next story: Later we were talking to this guy and I pointed out this bald spot on his head. I asked him "Did you slip when you were shaving or what?" He told me that he was just born with it- THEN jessica says, "oh is that why you always wear hats?" That girl is a hoot- that is just another example of her.

Next story:

So i just saw the movie taken- which is about a bunch of american girls who get stolen and sold off into prostitution in Paris by these albanian guys. On the walk back home from crepes it was really dark and we all were freaking each other out. One of us would hear a noise and then look back and it would freak out the rest of us so we would all just start running. Lets just say i think we worked of some of those crepes. 

Lastly:

I came back to my friend's house and we all watched the Bachelor together. Can I just say i do not like Jason! I cannot believe him! He deserves to not get the girl of his dreams.-especially if he is just going to pick and chose like they are candy! First off, go MELISSA for telling him off-he doesn't deserve her. And second of all Molly, grow a backbone-he refused you the first time, why wouldn't he do it again-especially since he did it to Melissa. RIDICULOUS! 

Also, what was up with molly's hair. it looked like a box. THis is something that probably will only be funny to me and my friends but right as she walk out my friend Marissa yells, " What is up with her hair, it is a box. Why doesn't she and Jason go live in a box under a freeway pass together and give ty to a mormon family." It was really funny at the time, but probably one of those thing were you had to be there at the time. Anyways, there's some funny stories for ya.. hope at least one of them made you laugh!